Thanks for making me look good
Of course, we are all less than perfect and most of us, if we go back to examine our relationships, did things we are ashamed of. This guy, however, makes everyone else combined look like a sweetheart.

"Betsy Valentin says her husband committed the ultimate betrayal when he told their children and the world that she was killed in Iraq.

"I was in shock and disbelief. I couldn't believe it was going on," U.S. Army Reserve Sgt. Betsy Valentin said on ABCNEWS' Good Morning America.

Meanwhile, her husband, Eddie Valentin, says he fabricated his wife's death because he desperately wanted her to come home from the Iraq war zone, and he hoped that it would prompt military officials to release her early.

"It's something I did wrong but I can't help it," the 43-year-old Waterbury, Conn., man told reporters. "I love my wife. I went crazy."

But Army Reserve Sgt. Betsy Valentin says that her husband is lying, and she believes the police, who say he allegedly made up the cruel lie in order to woo another woman.

"He [Eddie Valentin] said he had received a phone call. He just screamed and said he couldn't believe someone would do this," she said. "They [police] said he did this to lure another woman."

There's really nothing else to add to that. "Uuuh, it's OK for us to go out now and stuff, because my wife is, like, dead from being in Iraq and stuff. Mmmm, want to get a pizza?"