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Step off, old man!
Thursday, 4 November 2004
Jethro vs. Fraser
If you're reading this, you probably don't like country music. Not real country music like Johnny Cash or George Jones, but today's country like Brooks & Dunn or Toby Keith. You probably don't like NASCAR either. And you think those Jeff Foxworthy comedy specials are corny.

And you probably didn't vote for Bush either.

Well, guess what? There are millions of people who love those things. And they voted on Tuesday too.

One of the handicaps Kerry faced was his long windedness, his tendency to use 20 words where one would have done. Also, oddly, the indeptitude of the Bush team made it harder to craft a simple message why he shouldn't have been re-elected. There are so many egregious examples that it's hard to sum up.

How many times have you been arguing with a conservative and you knew what you wanted to say but it came out like this, "But he led us into an unjust war and 1,000 American troops died and 100,000 civilians, and the Patriot Act is taking away our rights, and Cheney's secret energy task force meetings, and Bush was AWOL, and Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz are nuts and Lynne Cheney wrote a book about lesbianism on the prairie and those guys had all those deferments..."

Not pretty right? Conservatives just say, "Kerry is a liberal who wants gays to marry and won't protect our country from terrorists."

It's nice to be concise. The slogan for Coke isn't "The excellent soft drink that is really tasty with bubbles that sometimes go up your nose and tickle..." You get the point.

To liberals, Bush was like Jethro Bodine, running around barefoot with a piece of hay in his mouth. To conservatives, Kerry was like Fraser Crane, long-winded, self important, and pompous.

Guess what? Jethro won.

Posted by brettdavey at 8:53 AM EST
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Friday, 5 November 2004 - 2:46 AM EST

Name: Stephanie

Good summation. My Mom and I finally talked today. We were too blue to take calls on the 3rd. She said she read you today and it made her feel better. I'll never feel better. But since Wednesday morning, I have felt smarter. I now know that I am more intelligent than over half of all Americans. I'll have to take some comfort in that.

Friday, 5 November 2004 - 2:51 AM EST

Name: Stephanie

I finally talked to my Mom today. We were both too depressed to speak to anyone on Wednesday. She said she read your blog today and it made her feel better. I don't think I'll ever feel better. I do know for a fact that I am more intelligent than more than half of all Americans. I guess I will have to take some comfort in that.

Friday, 5 November 2004 - 9:38 AM EST

Name: Joe

"I do know for a fact that I am more intelligent than more than half of all Americans."

Democrats will never get it! Have you no respect for other people's opinions? Did it ever occur to you that you might be wrong? It is time for dems to start asking themselves a lot of questions; maybe with a little hard work the answers will come. I assure you, disrespecting other people's opinions and writing them off as uninformed and stupid is not one of the answers.


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