Wow! Michael Powell, chairman of the FCC, has got his underwear in a bind over the Janet Jackson peek-a-boob during the Super Bowl halftime. Powell is promising to investigate this incident.
Excuse me, but during the game, there were approximately 5,000 ads for men who can't get an erection, an ad where a dog bit a man in the groin, and an ad where a horse farted on someone.
The best take I heard was on "Countdown" with Keith Olberman. He asked Village Voice music critic Michael Musto if -- after the Super Bowl mini-flash -- Janet was now the weirdest Jackson.
His response? "Not unless she has three breasts."